What Does FD Mean On Wall Street Bets?

So you’re new to Wall Street Bets, you’ve got your free Robinhood stock and you’re ready to start losing money. You see all the cool kids talking about FD’s but you have no idea what they mean. So what do you do next? Ask your new friends at Wall Street Bets of course! They then proceed to give you quality answers like “Nobody tell him”, seemingly real answers like “Fiduciary Duty”, and obvious troll answers like “Fellatio Deliverer”. But you know they’re not telling you the truth. They’re just keeping the Tendies for themselves!

Well the truth is FD stand for “Faggot’s Delight”

crude, I know. But its the truth. If rough language is something that offends you, I recommend staying far away from Wall Street Bets and forgetting you ever found that sub reddit. For you degenerates that couldn’t give two shits, welcome aboard! May your Tendies be crispy and plentiful!

So why do they call it a Faggot’s Delight?

You might think Wall Street Bets is homophobic but in actuality they are extremely pro-gay. In fact, all the mods are gay! The sub even hosts an annual Rainbow Dildo’s for their subreddit art. The reason why they’re called “Faggot’s Delight” is because whenever you trade them they have a tendency to fuck you in the ass so much that you’d have to be a homosexual to enjoy it. That’s the simple reasoning…